Ron Burgundy: Go easy on her, guys, she has feelings too, you know.
Brian Fantana: Listen to Burgundy, he sounds like some school-boy bitch.
Champ Kind: You sound like a gay.
Ron Burgundy: Hey, this is me - Papa Burgundy. As far as I’m concerned Corningstone’s fair game. Let the games begin. Wey-ho. Wey-ho.
Brian Fantana: There he is, there he is… I’m very aroused
Veronica Corningstone: Oh Ron, there are literally thousands of other men that I should be with instead, but I am 72 percent sure that I love you.
Champ Kind: What do you say if we go out on a date? Have some chicken, maybe some sex… You know, see what happens.